Light this soy candle and let a wry moment of humor and calm fill the room. The label’s little dumpster-fire illustration and deadpan line—“I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.”—turns everyday chaos into something laughable and warm. Choose from twelve thoughtfully blended scents, from crisp Sea Salt + Orchid to cozy Cinnamon Vanilla or the earthy White Sage + Lavender. The glass jar cleans up beautifully after burning, ready to hold trinkets or a small plant. Burns slowly for around 50–60 hours, giving you long stretches of scent and a steady, calming glow while you regroup, work late, or unwind with friends.
This candle fits into late-night study sessions, living-room venting circles, roommates’ shared spaces, or quiet solo resets. It’s for people who meet life with sarcasm and still crave comfort: the small ritual of lighting a candle, a familiar fragrance, and a private moment of levity when things feel a little much.
Product features - Eco-friendly, non-toxic formula: vegan soy wax, cotton wick, no plastics or harmful additives - Reusable glass vessel: cleans easily and repurposes as decor or storage - Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours of clean-burning illumination - Twelve scent options including Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, Apple Harvest, and Unscented - Made in USA assembly with 100% natural soy wax blend and ASTM safety compliance
Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
